Bush v. Simpson

3 Simp.F. 09 (1996).

 

What claim or claims does Bush have against Simpson?  What about Simpson against Bush?

 

George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one
        term, there was no need for a second.  The end.
        Hmm, good memoirs.  Good, not great.  Now, let's look at that
        old outboard -- soup that baby up, rattle a few windows down
        Kennebunkport next May.  [chuckles]
  Bart: Hello, Mr. Bush!
         [skateboards in, knocking a sheet from the memoirs loose]
        Whatcha doin'?
George: Now, don't upset the desk there -- careful!  Don't want to horse
        around with --
  Bart: [spying outboard] Hey, cool!  What does this do?
George: Now don't you pull that cord, young man --
         [Bart pulls it anyway; the motor runs around the room]
        No!  Hey -- Bar!  My motor's gone loco!  [crash!]  Ohh, the
        birdhouse.  My prize orchids!
         [the motor stops; Bart taps it and it starts up again]
         [it stops once again; a lightbulb falls on it and it restarts]
        No, not the memoirs.  Don't even think about it.  Not going to
        happen --
         [he can't prevent it from happening]
  Bart: Whoa, man.
George: Whoa, nothing.  I'm going to do something your daddy should have
        done a long time ago.
         [takes Bart over his knee and spanks him]
        Now go home and think about what you've done, young man!

 

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